I saw this one at the Barrio Inasal Restaurant at Boracay.  I’m assuming that someone not that familiar with English was using a Filipino-English dictionary to help with the ad text:

Jailguard under probe for bringing bar girl inside jail compound BY JOEL E. CAPUNDAN ROXAS CITY – A provincial guard at the Capiz Rehabilitation Center (CRC) is currently under investigation for allegedly taking a bar girl inside the jail compound. … Continue reading →